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Brader A : Lu seyes ke nak wat tatu ni…
Brader B : A`ah. Lu nak kasi ceramah sila gi surau.
Brader A : Better u think twice…
Brader B : Biar la duit gua, badan gua, bukan calar kete lu pun.
Brader A : Ok silakan la. Tapi wa nasihatkan lu mandi wajib dulu bro sebelom buat tatu.
Brader B : Eh, dah kenapa?
Brader A : Yea la, setau gua sapa ada tatu mandi wajib dia x sah…
Brader A : Lu tau la, mandi wajib ni kena buat selepas melempiaskan nafsu samada dengan binatang atau dengan pokok.
brader A : Apatah lagi dengan manusia.
Brader A : At least, sejahat2 perogol pun kalo dia mandi wajib solat dia dikira sah.
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Brader A : Ya la, bila dah ada tatu mandi wajib tu dah xsah.
Brader A : Sebab tu bila mayat nak dimandikan, bahagian bertatu kena siat…
Brader A : Lu bayangkan, bila dah bertatu lu xleh mandi wajib. So better lu mandi skrg.
Brader A : At least,lu dalam keadaan suci.
Brader B : Waklu…! Gua blah dulu ah. Chow.
Brader A : Lu nak g ne weih…
Brader B : Nak g ngail kat kolam. Yok.
Brader A : Lu kata nak bertatu tadi?
Brader B : waklu, kalo dah xsah mandi wajib watpe gua bertatu. Kang susah gua nak bertobat.
Brader B : Susah bertobat maksudnya xdak can la gua masuk syurga.
Brader A : Eh pulak dah. Cepat tol ko ubah pikiran.
Brader B : Biasa la bro, jahat2 gua pun tetap nak masuk syurga gak..
Brader B : At least, probability gua masuk syurga masih ada… if xde tatu.
Brader A : Ahh, banyak bunyi ar lu. Ngail mana?, wa polow!
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